Rumors abound…. [Xbox]

Posted: September 15, 2012 by Wyatt Arndt in Uncategorized


With the season finally getting underway today, the league was treated to the very first inaugural game of the LOB Xbox season as the Buffalo Sabres and New York Rangers went head to head in a heated contest. Word is the game ended in a shootout, but no other news is known at this point. We believe the league will have a highlight package of the game, and a recap later tonight.

In other news around the league, as the GM’s slowly file into their new offices and set up their assorted bobbleheads, we have news of our very first trade. Commisioner Wyatt, who has a well known love of Cody Godgson, is rumored to have landed the mercurial young man in a deal that involves Marcus Johansson, another young center that just wasn’t a right fight.

“I don’t want to say he was a disappointment, but yeah, he was a disappointment” explained Commish Wyatt. He played in one game for us and didn’t do anything. He was awful. At one point I think he just fell down and started crying on the ice. The kid is no good. You can tell. So we went out and got a stud. We got ourselves a leader. We got ourselves one of the best damn young players the game has ever seen. Cody Godson Mode: Activated. You god damn bet it was.” screamed Wyatt at the few reporters who stayed behind.

Conflicting reports say two more major players were involved in the deal (Ansimov, Landeskog, TJ Oshie, Spezza are all names being tossed around at this point), but we won’t know for sure until the trade is finalized by the league tomorrow morning.

As for other rumors, apparently Dion Phaneuf’s time might be short lived with his team, as Cole the Columbus GM has apparently had enough of hearing about how good Elisha Cuthbert is in bed. “I mean, at first, yeah, it’s cool, he’s banging Jack Bauer’s daughter. But after a couple weeks of hearing about it? And the detail he goes into? It became a National Geographic nightmare at one point. I’m pretty sure due to his descriptions I was able to diagnose several STD’s she might have. He just needs to go.”

Rumblings in Calgary have their GM unhappy with his team as well. “Unhappy with this team?” screamed Dave, “I’m unhappy with this fucking city. I hate it here. It smells like cow shit no matter where I go. McDonalds? Cow shit. At a lake? Cow shit. Oddly enough the only place that doesn’t smell like cow shit are the farms. HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?” Dave exclaimed, hands waving furiously. “All I know is that I am having a fire sale, and Peter Muller, Mike Ribiero, Daniel Alfredson, Alex Tanguay, Huselius, Tim Thomas, they can all be had for the right price.”

It’s an exciting time in LOB as GM’s begin to see what their team needs are, and we will do our best to keep you updated!

– LOBB Insiderr


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